Alabama 26, Auburn 21

And all is right in the universe. Maybe I'm broke. Maybe Obama and Pelosi are running America into the toilet. But the Crimson Tide beat Auburn today. Alabama is undefeated going into the SEC title game against Florida next week. That's good enough for me.

UPDATE: Doug at Daley Gator is evil. Tim Tebow is also evil. Yet I wouldn't want anything genuinely bad to happen to either of them.

So I will not, for example, hope that Tim Tebow gets run over by a bus between now and Dec. 5. Because that would be wrong.

On the other hand, hypothetically, if Tim Tebow were to eat some tainted seafood next Friday, so that he is sidelined Saturday by acute diarrhea . . . Well, that would be a mere coincidence.

Which is not to say that I hope something like that actually happens. Because that would be wrong.

UPDATE II: (Smitty) It's one thing to by called evil by Stacy McCain, but when No Sheeples Here concurs, that's what's called a tough blogger day.