Alyssa Milano took to her website today to announce that she is pregnant with a baby boy. Everyone already knew she was pregnant but I guess a lot of people wanted to know the sex of the baby for one reason or another. Alyssa is like 50 so even though I don't want anything bad to happen with the pregnancy, she needs to realize that she is not a 20-year-old anymore and that things can go awry with such an elderly pregnancy.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Alyssa Milano Is Having A Boy
Alyssa Milano took to her website today to announce that she is pregnant with a baby boy. Everyone already knew she was pregnant but I guess a lot of people wanted to know the sex of the baby for one reason or another. Alyssa is like 50 so even though I don't want anything bad to happen with the pregnancy, she needs to realize that she is not a 20-year-old anymore and that things can go awry with such an elderly pregnancy.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tweet of the Year Decade Millennium: My Quest for the Ultimate Re-Tweet
Your quest to get re-tweeted by @Alyssa_Milano is the best non-porn thing about the internet.
-- Dave Weigel
She's the ultimate celebrity Tweep, with more than 500,000 followers but, as of noon today, was only following 499 people, whereas I've got about 2,700 followers and am following nearly 1,300 people.
This illustrates an enormous status disparity and ever since October, when Alyssa re-Tweeted a Slate column by Mickey Kaus -- who has about 1,700 followers -- I've been trying to reverse-engineer the Kaus magic: "Why Does Alyssa Milano Hate Me?"
Alyssa is to Twitter what Matt Drudge is to news, and what Professor Glenn Reynolds is to blogging. (On Twitter, Drudge has 46,000 followers and Instapundit has about 6,000 followers.) People tell me that my quest is hopeless, but as Vince Lombardi said, "A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits."
In addition to Lombardi's maxim, there's also the inspiration of my role model, Pepe Le Pew:
The wonderful thing about Pepe is that he cannot conceive that anyone would not love him.Guys often ask how a homely guy like me got such a beautiful wife like Mrs. Other McCain. It's not just the Speedo-worthy physique, my friends. It's also the Pepe Le Pew persistence, the irresistible ardor of the relentless suitor.
That's how I am when I set my mind on a goal. I'm Pepe Le Pew, and the object of my desire is that cat who accidentally got a white stripe painted on her back. Excuse me if you're creeped-out by that analogy, but that's just how I roll.
Speaking of rolling, I've already booked my flight for Pasadena so I can go cover Alabama winning the national championship next week in the Rose Bowl.
Hit the tip jar! ROLL TIDE! Re-Tweet me, Alyssa!
Saturday, December 12, 2009
BlogoMathematics: Word Problem
- At the current rate of traffic (roughly 7,000 per day or 200K per month), on what day will The Other McCain reach 4 million?
- How much faster would that goal be reached if Allahpundit would occasionally link me in the Hot Air Headlines?
- What would happen if Alyssa Milano re-Tweeted one of my posts?
- While we're at it, how much faster would the traffic grow if I could convince a rich guy to give me $3 million?
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Alyssa Milano To Marry Hollywood Agent
Alyssa Milano is engaged to marry a Hollywood agent. Publicists for Milano said Tuesday that the actress accepted a marriage proposal on Dec. 18 from David Bugliari, an agent at Creative Artists Agency. The two have been dating for over a year. No wedding date has been set.
The 36-year-old "Who's the Boss?" star most recently has appeared in a recurring role on "My Name is Earl." Her other TV credits include "Charmed" and "Melrose Place."
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