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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Kardashian MANSION goes on the MARKET!

It looks like Kim Kardashian's current mansion just simply isn't big enough to hold her ridiculously enormous...collection of stuff. The Kardashian mansion is up for sale. We wonder in what home Kim, her sisters, and her mom will set-up camp and torture step-dad Bruce Jenner in next.
According to the LA Times, the Kardashian family mansion, which is 3,966 square feet, is on sale for $3.4 million. The mansion has been the home base not only for the Kardashians, but for the filming of their reality show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." It really is the end of a completely vapid reality television era. Sniffle.
According to Fox News, the Kardashian mansion "is hidden away in the Hollywood Hills and boasts four bedrooms and five bathrooms. There is a deluxe kitchen with a center island, granite counters and stainless steel appliances. The property also includes a pool, spa, patio and three-car garage."
They fail to mention all of the priceless memories of the petty, unbelievably shallow drama that transpired amongst the Kardashian clan over the years. Like, remember that time when Khloe made Kim cry because Kim was being a baby about something completely stupid, and then Khloe started to cry because they're the Kardashian sisters and they have to stick together forever? We hope wherever the Kardashians set up camp next, it will be in a house perfect for making equally worthwhile memories.
Also, no word yet on whether or not the stripper pole that is currently part of the Kardashian home will be moved to the next home. We hope so. We want it to be as easy as possible for Kim Kardashian to transition into her new home--or as we like to call it, "the next setting for Kim Kardashian's next accidentally leaked sex tape."

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